Pumpkin Oatmeal Hepatic French Toast

The Pumpkin Oatmeal Wheat bread I made on Friday is bomb biggity as French Toast. Pumpkin Oatmeal French Toast Whisk together 2 eggs, 2/3 cup milk, and 1 ½ tsp vanilla in a shallow bowl. Sprinkle a little bit of pumpkin spice on the top of the egg mixture. Dip a slice of your Pumpkin […]

Pumpkin Maple Oatmeal Wheat Bread with a Side of Spine

Like I’ve always said—Break Bread, Not Vertebrae. This bread has nothing to do with back pain but has nevertheless been garnished with several stray vertebrae, which I now own, thanks to a disaster in the Pain Clinic.   Pumpkin Maple Oatmeal Wheat Bread 2 cups whole milk 1 cup quick maple flavored oats (got mine […]

Pumpkin Spice Maple Oatmeal Raisin Colon Cookies

So I was scrubbed in on a colon operation the other day, and the senior resident had been teasing me for bringing my sourdough starter with me to Florida for my surgery rotation. No one understands how important fresh bread is to my sense of well-being. The attending colo-rectal surgeon, who is a lovely, soft-spoken […]